I know things were bad but now they’re OK.
I feel like we start every Chosen One of the Day off with some facsimile of “things are terrible,” “everything is garbage,” “please, fatal asteroid, come to us,” but today feels a little bit brighter. Because suddenly Rick Moranis is here to provide us some sweet understanding.
Rick Moranis is our friend.
Thanks to the power of Ryan Reynolds, using his Deadpool powers for GOOD, ALWAYS, Rick Moranis is BACK! He’s back and shilling some phone plan, whatever, I’m honestly totally fine with capitalism when it gives me Rick Moranis.
Because Rick Moranis is PERFECT. Be he Seymour Krelborn, be he Louis Tully, be he Wayne Szalinski, great inventor and terrible father, he is PERFECT. And in a time we needed him most, he appeared.
Tell me this feeling lasts till forever. Tell me the bad times are clean washed away.
I can’t promise things will feel this good tomorrow. But for today, we are somewhere that’s green. Thank you, Rick Moranis, and thank you, Ryan Reynolds. Also fingers crossed Rick Moranis is in Deadpool 3. Amen.